Saving your children from NDD!

Does your child suffer from NDD (Nature Deficit Disorder?)  If so, we can help! 

This curable malady of the early 20^th century is best treated with S.C.O.U.T.S – Send your Children Outside till They’re Sapient! (wise)

Current research has shown that new and improved S.C.O.U.T.S not only combats N.D.D, but can also boost; self-confidence, self-esteem, physical fitness, knowledge of the outdoors and result in increased levels of the enzyme Y.C.S (Youth Community Service)

Unfortunately, it does not clean and disinfect and has never been known to leave a clean minty taste, or solve messy-room-itis.

Side effects? A few.

Possibilities of hunger from exertion, cold in the winter, wet when it rains, sleepiness at bed time and even sun exposure and bug bites!

Please note that regular applications of Sun lotion and bug repellent help and though food, a hot bath and sleep are the only known ways to combat the others!

Warning, Scouting is addictive!  Don’t tell the kids its good for them!